What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you like the most about black people?

No, not a chance

No way

So they tried

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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