What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:52

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do you like the most about black people?
No, not a chance
No way
So they tried
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
—
Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Royal Observatory Greenwich: The birthplace of modern astronomy turns 350 - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...